Are you ignorant? Take the IGNORANCE QUIZ. What's wrong with these pictures?  Answers at the bottom.

1. From Big Brother All-Stars.  Summer 2006.

2. From Disney Radio TV.  Summer 2006.

3. From a menu.  Charlotte, NC.  Summer '06.

4. Metairie, LA.  Nov. 2006.

5. Coinstar machine at Sav-a-center in Metairie, LA.  Nov. 2006.

6. From Claire's in Charlotte, NC.  Oct. 2006.

8. From the Charlotte Observer, 12-14-06.

7. Another phishing scam.  Dec. '06.

Answers 1. Needs an "an." 2. Right "where" you want me. 3. "Hawaiian."  The waitress sure didn't want to hear about this egregious mistake. 4.Brooklynn? Or Brooklyn? 5. Should be, "No money that is wet or flooded.  Will jam machine."  The way it's not punctuated says the opposite of its real meaning. 6. "Than." 7. If you can't spell "prompt," maybe you deserve to be phished. 8. What?  Should be "Deaf." 9. "Au" means "with," so you shouldn't have "with ... au jus." 9 correct? Welcome to Nerdtown.  Population: us. 6-8 correct? E.B. White would weep. 4-5 correct? "You want fries with that?" Fewer-than-4 correct? You probably can't read this sentence.

9. Jason's Deli menu, Charlotte, NC.  12-06.